USS Shithauler - Defiant-class, commanded by Flaptain Partsking
USS Ascension - Prometheus-class, commanded by Flaptain PsychoPere. First Officer and Tacticle/Chief of Security is Commander Remington. Chief Engineer is Canibalistic Binar, and Ops Officer is Lt. Cmdr kathryn i am.
USS Resolution - Commanded by Commodore Dr. Phlox. Alaska class. NCC-64541, Quantum Torpedoes, four tubes. 16 phaser strips. 2 shuttlebays. Max warp: 9.975 Not sure what else there is to say unless you count those plasma verteron condom machines with re-routed EPS conduits for extra ribbing, strenth and protection. USS Edible Thong - Escort ship for the Resolution. It is Challenger class, NCC-57651, with Photon Torpedoes (1 tube facing forward, another facing aft), 14 phaser strips, 2 shuttlebays, and a max. warp of 9.2. This is the oldest of the 3 ships. And finally, the USS Vigilant, the other escort ship. This is a Nebula-class variant, NCC-71263. It comes equipped with Photon Torpedoes, 4 tubes, 16 phaser strips, 2 shuttlebays, and a max warp of 8.9
USS Bondage - Commanded by Commodore Kass, the Fleet Secretary of Spanking
USS Excelsior - Commanded by Flaptain Aeon X. Pisser-Offer is T'Baio.
USS Vengeance - Akira-class, commanded by Captain Expendable Crewman
USS Ethel Merman - Ambassador-class, commanded by Captain A Resequenced Photon
USS Vehemence - Commanded by Captain Chewie
USS Dingleberry - Klingon Bird-of-Prey, commanded by Captain SnuglyBag of Mostly Water. Official Ship's Masseuse and Head of Recreation and Relaxation is Captain_Nick.
USS FrostyVulcan - Intrepid-class, commanded by Captain Hoshi
USS Continuity - Defiant-class, commanded by Flaptain T'Dax.
USS Sitting Duck - Commanded by Captain Scapermoon
IKS Negh'Var-A - Commanded by Captain Randomperson
USS Tempus Fugit - Prometheus-class, commanded by Captain kgibsonuk
USS Courageous - Commanded by Flaptain Sci
USS Oh My Sweet Jesus We Have a Hull Breach!!! - Commanded by Commodore ShimmeringNebula.
USS Havoc-A - Sovereign-class, commanded by Flaptain realsherlock, the FOI's mercenary.
USS George W. Bush - This Ronald Reagan-class garbage scow is commanded by Flaptain Sci. Her top speed is Warp 3.5, and even though her chief engineer says there's nothing wrong with her, she always veers to the right when she's not supposed to. But she's really good at being full of garbage!
USS Millard Fillmore - This Nebula-class starship is commanded by Captain ParticleMan.
Starbase 666 - Commanded by Hellsgate, Starbase 666 is a pivotal centre of the Federation's R&D, circa 2378.